Winnie the Pooh (My Version) Scenes 9-13

Scene 9
Narrator: While Pooh's bottom was stuck on the bottom of page 27, his top was stuck on the top of page 28. So both ends waited to get thin again. Day by day, night by lonely night.

Pooh: (sighs) I wonder what's for breakfast? (snores twice) Lunch. Huh? A lunchbox?

Gopher: It certainly is. It's time for my midnight snack.

Pooh: What, Gopher, is in that lunchbox?

Gopher: Ah, well let's see here. Oh. Summer squash (speaks gibberish) and HONEY.

Pooh: Honey?

Rabbit: Honey? Oh no.

Pooh: Can you share a smackeral?

Gopher: Say, you say you want a speech inpendament, sonny?

Pooh: Oh, thank you, Gopher.

Rabbit: Not that. No (x5) not one drop.

Pooh: But Rabbit, I wasn't going to eat it. I was going to taste it.

Rabbit: I'll taste it for you.

Gopher: That stupid and crazy rabbit stole MY honey.

Rabbit: DON'T. FEED. THE. BEAR.

Gopher: Hmph. I'm gonna skedaddle. I'm not in the book. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA. And I'm a ding dang glad of it.

Scene 10
Narrator: And then, one morning, when Rabbit was beginning to think that he might never be able to use his front door again, it happened.

Rabbit: He budged. (excitedly) Hooray, Christopher Robin (x2) He bidged, he badged, he boodged. Today's the day.

All: Hooray for you.

Pooh: Hooray for me.

Eeyore: Hooray, Hooray.

All: The Pooh will soon be free.

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Heave, Ho, heave, ho. Heave (x5).

Rabbit: There he goes.

Gopher: Turning sassafras. He's sailing clear out of the book. Quick. Turn the page.

Eeyore: Stuck again.

Christopher Robin: Don't worry, Pooh. We'll get you out.

Pooh: No hurry. Take your time. Yum yum. Bears love honey and I'm a Pooh Bear. Yum Yum yum. Time for something sweet.

Scene 11
Narrator: And so we've come to the next chapter in which-

Pooh: But I haven't finished yet.

Narrator: But, Pooh, you're in the next chapter.

Pooh: Oh. What happens to me?

Narrator: Well, let's read on and find out. Now, one fine day, the east wind placed with the west wind. And that's turned things up a bit all through the hundred acre wood.