Full Gravity Falls: Weirdmageddon Script

Dipper: Mabel, I just had the best day of my life. UFOs are real and there's one under the town and I saved Great Uncle Ford's life and-and... Hey, are you okay?

Mabel: Tell me it's not true, Dipper. Tell me you were joking (kidding in UK). Ford's apprentice? Seriously?

Dipper: Look, this is a huge opportunity for me.

Mabel: WELL, IT'S A HORRIBLE OPPORTUNITY FOR ME! I've had the worst day of my life. When we turn 13, summer ends, and I have to leave everything behind. You're the only person I can count on, and now you're leaving me, too?

Dipper: Look, I've been thinking about it. I won't be gone forever okay? I'll still visit you at home, and chat online, and we'll make it work.

Mabel: I don't want it to work. I just wish summer could last forever.

Dipper (puts arm around Mabel) But, it can't. Mabel. Look, things aren't going to stay frozen this way. It's part of growing up. Things change. Summer ends.

Mabel: (looks at DIpper, gets up, yells at him and runs away, crying)

Dipper: Ah, Ow. Mabel, come back. I didn't man it like that. Mabel, come back.

Mabel (crying while dramatic music plays) Only party chocolate can cheer me up now. Smart-personal books? Chewed up pencils? Ugh, wrong backpack. Not fair. Just wish summer could last forever.

"Blendin Blandin": That might be possible.

Mabel: Sweatertown is not accepting incoming calls right now.

"Blendin": M-M-M-Mabel, it's me.

Mabel: Who said that?

"Blendin" I-I-I can help.

Mabel: The time travel guy? What're you doing here?

"Blendin": You said you wanted summer to last forever? Is-is that what I heard?

Mabel: Yeah, why are you asking?

"Blendin": Look, maybe it's against the rules (law in UK), but you once did a favor for me, so I thought I could help you. It's called a time bubble, and it prevents time from going forward. Summer in Gravity Falls can last as long as you want it to.

Mabel: (Wipes tears) R-Really? How's it work?

(Cut to Ford in the lab)

Ford: Let me guess. Mabel didn't take it well?

Dipper: I don't know. OH NO. THE RIFT.

(Back in the woods)

Mabel: Huh. That is odd. Isn't it?

"Blendin": Yes. Hand it. Hand it. Hand it. Hand it. Unless you really do want to leave Gravity Falls.

Mabel: Just a little more summer. (Gives it to him).

"Blendin": Oops. GOTCHA.

Mabel: What?

Mabel; Ah, no, no, no, no, no. Wait, no.

"Blendin" (snaps fingers and Mabel falls)

The Real Bill Cipher: At last. At long, long last. The gateway between worlds has opened. The event one billion years prophesized has finally come to pass. The Day has come. THE WORLD IS FINALLY MINE!!!

Dipper: What's going on? What is that?

Ford: We're too late. It's the end of the world.

Bill: (laughs)

Cut to corrupted theme song.

Bill (laughs) Oh, it's happening. It's finally, finally happening. (laughs again) Physical form? Don't mind if I do.

The Real Blendin Blandin: Huh?! What just happened? (As Mabel Pines is lifted into her bubble) Oh, oh man. This is bad. This is real bad. Guys, we've got a situation.

Blubs and Derland: What?

Lazy Susan: Wha?

Bill: (laughs with deep voice) All right, listen you one lifespan, three dimensional, five sense skin puppets. (Normal voice) For one trillion years I've been trapped in my own decaying dimension, waiting for a new universe to call my own. Name's Bill. But you can call me your new lord and master for all of eternity. (Melts statue of Nathaniel Northwest)

Blubs, Durland and Tyler: Ah!

Bill: Now meet the gang of interdimensional criminals and nightmares I call my friends. (As they soar out) 8 Ball. Kryptos. The being whose name must never be said. Ha ha, what the heck. It's Zanthar. Then of course there's also Teeth, Keyhole, Hectorgon, Amorphous Shape, Pyronica, Paci-Fire and these guys. This is our town now, boys.

Bill's Friends: (laugh)

Tyler: Now see here, you unholy triangle fella. As mayor, I strongly urge you to git, git on out of here.

Lazy: Yeah. Things with one eye are weird.

Grenda: We don't like out-of-towners.

Manly Dan: We punch what we DON'T UNDERSTAND! (rips mailbox)

Preston Northwest: I would just like to say that as a rich capitalist I welcome your tyrannical rule. Perhaps, I could be your uh.. horsemen of the apocalypse?

Pacifica: Dad!

Preston: Not now, sweetie. The grown ups are talking.

Bill: Oh, wow, that's a great offer. How about instead I shuffle the functions in every hole in your face. (snaps fingers; Preston's face becomes mixed up)

Blubs: Derland. My precious Deputy Derland. No!

Bill: It's time we do a little redecorating. I could really use a castle of some kind. And how 'bout some bubbles of PURE MADNESS!!!

Bill: This party never stops. Time is dead and meaning has no meaning. Existence is a upside down and I reign supreme. Welcome, one and all, to WEIRDMAGEDDON!!!

Water tower roars.

Cut to Dipper and Ford.

Ford: So, this is how the world ends. Not with a bang but with a boop-boop.

Dipper: Weirdmageddon,